two neighbors are standing out in the front yard of a house.
one neighbor says,
"well aren't you worried about your dog running out into the road?"
"that's not going to be a problem. i got one of those electric dog collars for him. if he goes out past my property line, the collar gives him a small electric shock until he's back in the yard. supposedly, they're completely effective."
just then, a dog runs out of the house and into the yard. the dog runs up to the edge of the lawn, stops suddenly, starts making high-pitched cries, falls over, has a convulsion and then bursts into flames.
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